Is there nothing more annoying than toothpaste on your shirt?
I of course pull out my cute trapeze tank to wear in the balmy weather only to splatter toothpaste down the front.
If only the whitening crystals, or whatever they are, did not bleach out the spot making it incredibly obvious to you and every passerby that the simple act of dental hygiene became a difficult task.
Also, as if the toothpaste dribble wasn't bad enough, I blurred out the edge with my thumb! Also, also did you know that the same materials which go into toothpaste additionally go into making road paint reflective? Could you imagine the blinding white smile?!